Maintain our image? We have none.
Me on my wedding day:you still like me right
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via pizza)

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1 hour ago

disarms:

mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary 

(via mypatronusisamockingjay13)

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1 hour ago

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

*accidentally smudges eyeliner* it’s probably not even noticable

image

(via itsbetterthananal)

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1 hour ago

sensible:

i wonder if anyone else in the world has the same password as me

(Source: confirmance, via what-isiteren)

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1 hour ago

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via what-isiteren)

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1 hour ago

Joanne Harris (via a-thousand-words)

(via mypatronusisamockingjay13)

Some books you read. Some books you enjoy. But some books just swallow you up, heart and soul.
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1 hour ago

dulect:

wow they really did adapt frozen well

(via elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey)

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1 hour ago

borinq:

If you’re not on your period right now just take a moment to appreciate it

(via what-isiteren)

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1 hour ago
sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

(via fauxface)

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